I'mreallysadthatyouarejustanotherregular,typicalmid-agemanwhosunkintothedeepdarkholeoflife.I'mreallysadthatIturnedouttobejustanotherregular,typicalmid-agewomanwhosehusbandcheatedon.I'mreallysadthatIthoughtwewouldbedifferentandspecial.I'mreallysadthatourmarrigeendedinadisgustingbutregularway.I'mreallysadthatmyteenagedreamturnedouttobeashadedshadow.Ihopeitwouldendinadifferentway.Butwearenotdifferentfromanyotherpeopleonthisplanet.Lifesucks,lovesucks,marrigesucks.Iknewthis,butatthattimeIjusthopedforthebest.Iguessmostpeoplehopedforthesamething.Iusedtothinkwewouldgrowoldlikemyexboyfriends'parents,whoarethemostsweatcoupleI'veeverknown.Wewouldgotoamovieandthenthefrozenyogurtstoreafter.Wewoulddriveourconvertibleandcampwhereverwestop.WewouldgotheNowaytoseetheauroraandwatchwhalesinthepacificocean.Guessnownoneofthosewouldhappen,atleastnotwithyou. 

Idohateyou,butmostly,I'mjustsad.Forme,foryou,forus.